The World is Coming to an End

I think the world may officially be coming to an end. I was in the grocery store and there was a set of those 25 cent machines. The contents of one were Bling Teeth. Great now every kid in America can put fake bling in their mouth and emulate Lil Wayne. What’s next? Maybe they should sell miniature fake Grey Goose bottles and bikinis. Then the little girls on the playground could wear them and the boys could poor the bottle over their head. Whatever happened to pogs or just playing with rocks?