Monday, August 11, 2008

Random Side Notes and Observations

This blog isn’t chronological. As I see random things I can’t explain I will post them. Feel free to give your opinion.

1) Why is it that when I lived in Granada Hills I woke up to trees and birds but here my view is that of the man in the building across from me showering? Literally.

2) Why will it be a million degrees with humidity here and then five minutes later break out in a storm with thunder so loud it makes you jump?

3) Why do people think it’s ok to get on the subway sans deodorant? Is there a Godly way to tell a stranger that their smell is burning my nostril hairs?

4) Why do unemployed people at the career center get irritated about how long they have to wait for free services? One, it’s free and two where do you have to go? You’re unemployed.

5) Fat Joe not so fat in person. He should just call himself Joe.

2 comments:

The Wordsmith said...

Oh my gosh!!

I love reading your stuff. . . It's like your right in the chair across from me! :)

And I'm glad to see that moving to NY kept you funny! lol

Love ya sis!!

Amber said...

Hmmmm ok this is too funny. So my questions to you.

1. Is the man you wake up to every morning showering, FINE? LOL...jk

2. Would it be too much to carry air freshener on the subway? Sheeesh you should know that Dez...lol.

3. Did you ever think that unemployed people might have television schedules to keep up with? They can't just sit around waiting for people to help them get jobs! Then they couldn't watch Dawson Creek reruns in the middle of the day or Divorce Court.

4. As for the weather...guess you'll have to just stay permed up...lol

5. Hmmm Fat Joe Vs. Joe...I like Fat Joe better!